INHALER BOYZ — Private Creative Network

INHALER BOYZ INTERNET COMPANY / DALLAS

IB / PUBLIC TERMINAL / 001

PRIVATE CREATIVE NETWORK DALLAS / 2026

ARTIFACTS FROM A WORLD
THAT DOESN’T EXIST YET.

TUNE INTO THE UNIVERSE EXPLORE THE ARTIFACTS

ACCESS CONTROL IBAS / 0.2

INHALER ROCKET / BRAND ARTIFACT

THIS SYSTEM REQUIRES

AN ACTIVE
CREDENTIAL.

ENTER ACCESS

NO CREDENTIAL? REQUEST ACCESS

REGISTRY ONLINE SECURE CONNECTION

INTERNET COMPANY.PHYSICAL ARTIFACTS.UNREASONABLE IDEAS.

IB / NETWORK NOTE / 002

YES,
THIS IS REAL.

INHALER BOYZ is an internet company producing artifacts, apparel, media and experiments.

Some objects can be owned. Some areas must be accessed.

IB / ARTIFACT INDEX / 003

ARTIFACTS

PHYSICAL OUTPUT / PUBLIC CIRCULATION

FIRST PUBLIC ISSUE

PORNSTARS
& PINSTRIPES

One shirt for the scandal. The first artifact in public circulation.

$65FROM / USD
S–XXL

EXPLORE THE HERO TEE

XXL adds $2 per shirt. Shipping and applicable tax at checkout.

VIEW ALL ARTIFACTS

IB / CLEARANCE PREVIEW / 004

ACCESS IS
NOT EQUAL.

AUTHORIZED CREDENTIALS BEGIN AT 02

LEVEL02

PUBLIC CREDENTIAL

THE ENTRY POINT. REGISTERED, VERIFIABLE AND SYSTEM-ENABLED.

REQUEST ACCESS

LEVEL03

COLLABORATOR

ASSIGNED THROUGH PARTICIPATION. NOT AVAILABLE FOR PUBLIC PURCHASE.

CONTROLLED ISSUE

LEVEL04

CREATOR

RECOGNIZED ACCESS. ISSUED AT THE DISCRETION OF INHALER BOYZ.

RESTRICTED ISSUE

PUBLIC CLEARANCE DIRECTORY ENDS HERE.

IB / ENTRY PROTOCOL / 005

YOU’VE SEEN
ENOUGH.

ENTER ACCESS REQUEST LEVEL 02

YES,THIS IS REAL.